Because she says being dumb is young: 19th spent together, but not together

19th August. Hmm.
Anyway, I feel no pain after my surgical. I manage to eat semi solid food now, even fried dumplings (Tested and proven withTakashimaya's Crystal Jade).

Thanks Mom for the $650 surgical claims.
Thanks ,uhh, for the doctor recommendation.
Thanks Dr.Lim for the surgical well done.

Alright, I just bought a pair of berms probably last week. I didn't wash it because it was a new piece. She did the quality check for me before she paid on my behalf. And today while reading Peanuts, I couldn't help but notice something colorful vertically next to the book.

There is a hole in my pants. Not that I didn't zip. It was BELOW the zipper. I was so fucking well behaved today. No stupid actions because after going through a series of well controlled test, I came out with a practical theory that as long as there is no huge movement performed, the hole is visually non-existence.

FUCK! (Yes, this needs a new paragraph)

Spectacular, spectacular. She wore a dress, as requested by me. Somehow I just wanted her to be in a dress today.

And my dad told me not to be late when I am meeting her, so my dad gave me this watch, which later on, she adjusted it to be inaccurately faster by 10 minutes from +8GMT. Okay. I have a watch which doesn't tell me the time accurately and will only be completed with a calculator and a constant reminder that I have to minus 10 minutes. Amazing.

Secret Recipe after movies! Oh ya we met Dave Ming Zhang. He is so fucking weird. He speaks with great formality and has sick twisted ankle. Ouch!

We played some orientation camp games along the way home. Some camps told the students to pass straws this way. Some have to pass ice creams. Maybe potatoes. This game is quite addictive actually. We played about 30 times today. And, uhh... Yay!

Vote me for Prime Minister and I will provide the true WORLD CLASS TRANSPORTATION. Trains will have safety belts. This is a human prototype. Don't worry, your transportation fare will not increase. And I've traveled from Tanjong Pagar to Bugis during the peak period. I understand how you people feel.