Monday, October 20, 2008

She says she is bored

And wanted to read something, specifically my blog. Upon request, this entry came about.

Wonder why sometimes people can react so differently to similar situations. In fact, drama pretty much reveals that most people are hypocrites. My mom is one. Example :

My mom and I were watching some cheap shit low budget Mediacorp (Also known as Mediacock) drama.

Storyline :This asshole girl just back stabbed her friend who sincerely LOVED her as a buddy....

Alright, lets give them names.

"Asshole Pussy just back stabbed Pretty girl who sincerely LOVED Asshole Pussy as a buddy. Pretty girl couldn't take it any more and slapped Asshole Pussy for the shit she has done "

Mom's reaction " ASSHOLE PUSSY DESERVES IT! "

Alright real life situation :

"Asshole Dick just back stabbed me, a friend whom I sincerely treated as a close buddy. I couldn't take it anymore so I threw him a punch, kicked him in his nuts tied his dick to a speeding off Lamborghini with his shoelace."

Mom's reaction " HOW MANY TIMES I'VE TOLD YOU, VIOLENCE CAN'T SOLVE ANYTHING! " Anyway the above analogy is totally fictional.

Hypocritical right? FUCK. Nothing personal against her, but just noticed this trend. And when I bring this up on a casual dinner and highlighting her behavior, she totally brushed off my analysis and continue picking food and munching them down.

Alright, today I had lunch with Carnivore after shopping for some random stuff. I should have filmed her down as she gobbled that piece of chicken. *SLURP SLURP SLURP* -gone-.

My face went from

-.- (Normal face, eyes OPENED)
^.- (Noticed that she is preparing her chicken wrap and just wondering how much ingredients she added)
O.O (Chicken gone)

Haha, glad she enjoyed lunch. Well, more feast next time and I seriously need to cut down on my weight. FUCK.

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