The Army

Adrian told me that if there is a chance to be an officer, go all out for it. The only attractive crap out of this whole officer shit is the ownership of that sword. So the question is :

Can we e-bay that sword?

I mean, I don't think you need to carry that weapon during reservists. These officers were underpaid , can they sell the sword to earn some money? I mean, it looks fucking good, I have to admit. To collectors, they worth probably millions.

So I approached Zany. He told me that sergent majors have their sticks. Okay. You work your fucking guts out, for a stick.

Who the fuck cares about that stick? Yes, pride and glory (coupled with stupidity attached to the whole National Service system which let me emphasise again, it doesn't run by brains and logic) Let me give an example which is very applicable to myself .

I am a game concept artist. Working on a highly anticipated virtual world. You can visit the blog : http://blog.wiglingtonandwenks.com for more information. It is going to be a titanic hit when it launches. And guess where will I be when it is launched this Christmas? Yeap, THE SAUSSAGE SWAGGER CLUB!

Lets imagine this. Guy A and Guy B , going after the same girl. Guy A is the sergent major. Guy B is the designer.

Guy A : For the past 2 years, I am serving the nation. A sergent major infact. Check out my sergent major stick

Girl : Woo. Tough boy. What about you, Guy B?

Guy B : Well, I am not in the military. I've been working on this virtual world with a team of talents. Right now, the project alone earns about 100-300 million USD annual. Of course, it will get better along the way as we add in more micro-transaction features.

SO WHO WILL THE GIRL CHOOSE?

Girl : I will pick... GUY B. He has achieved so much with his team in the past 2 years . Proven impressive . And oh.. he mentioned about future plans. Wow, he already acheive the present, and now he can move on to the future!

Guy A : BUT I HAVE THE STICK! THE MAJOR STICK * does some rod spinning moves you see in beauty peagents *

Girl : Sorry . But.. I already have a dildo =]Penetrates deep enough and oh, it comes with the vibrating function.







Do you understand why am I pissed off now?