The Pen

If you think this pen is cool, think again.

FOR I HAVE THE ULTIMATE PEN!

It doesn't have some shit explosive feature, no gps, no cloning system, doesn't spray ketchup, doesn't stick stamps, doesn't tell the time, doesn't translate Tamil, doesn't spray Ambipur, doesn't wax my hair, doesn't pick up phone calls, doesn't MANY MANY.

But, it has my name on it! And within that "ink chamber" there is a little note saying, "Meli Loves You" MAUAHAHAHHA.

And its a gift from her. Length of message planned to fit in the precisely cut paper slip just to accurately slot through the "chamber".

So screw you JAMES BOND, I HAVE THE COOLEST PEN!

Thanks Princess ("v") *Pew pew*