10 things about her, regarding me

[Number 1]

She says that I am having a tummy yet she feeds me all the time. I eat my own food. I have a share of her food. We share dessert after food. She shares everything with me! How can I not maintain this tummy.

[Number 2]

For many times, she coaxed me into getting breakfast for my family. Thus when I get home, I will tell my family that she bought breakfast for them. She said I was exaggerating and that she didn't buy breakfast for my family. Well, I just pay. She does the buying. How is that exaggerating?

[Number 3]

She always ask if I shit and will want to know when I shit. I don't remember such things. I don't have a shitting schedule. Thus, I told her that I only shit on the 5th of every month. Now shitting is like having menses. There is a cycle to it. And yeap, its the 5th today.

[Number 4]

Sometimes when she come over to my place, on my bed, I will hug her from the back. Then she will say , "Hey stop poking me!"
And I reply , " Such thing, how to control?"
Then she will become interested, turn around and ask," Okay since when it came up"
I can't answer her! My mind must be on something else thats why it is awaken. Now how would I know when did the growth take place?

[Number 5]

Despite blogging so much about her, she still think that to me, she is boring. How can she be boring when I blog so much about her? So, my blog is boring? =[ Then she will ask me to go for other girls. Ask if there are girls who approached me when I club. And if there are, she will say they are blind. Then, she will ask why don't I go after them instead. Uhh, so she is suggesting that I go after blind girls?

[Number 6]

She eats popcorns before the movie, I eat it during the movie. Its a rule. In other words, she gets to eat the popcorns when they are still hot and I only get it eat them soft and cold. And sometimes we will get real close in the theater. Like, hugging close. Then, after a while she will say, "Pay money to watch movie!" . Now I look like the culprit =[.

[Number 7]

She loves this pair of boxers of mine. White with blue checkered lines. But she is always sleeping on the inside , facing inside. Some kinda habit she has. Now, does it even matter if I wear the boxers when I'm with her? I don't care, next time I'm gonna sleep inside of the bed and she have to stare at my boxers. And if anything else other than white and blue, please slot it back into the cloth. Please be gentle, if I were to wake up suddenly, I will be aggressive.

[Number 8]

We sleep by the phone almost every night. It is a rule that she sleeps before me. And sometimes, she will complain that I was snoring the night before. =/ So, I slept before her at the end? And sometimes I suspect that it is like a revenge because I do hear her snore by the phone sometimes. I must have made her fuming mad during the day thats why she was so tired.

[Number 9]

Before I go out, usually I will inform her where am I going. Despite that, she will call me when I am out and ask ,"where are you?" Okay, if it is a script she is following, then it probably needs some revising. Maybe pop the question at a more random time.

[Number 10]

Sometimes she will want me to sing her a lullaby before she goes to sleep. And I will sing the Smurf's lullaby. She knows I can't sing. So after I am done, she is wide awake again.



And I am done . Can I be your boyfriend ? (._.)